…you’ve tried to repair a $5 radio.
…at an air show you know how fast the skydivers are falling.
…you spent more on your calculator than you did on your wedding ring.
…the sales people at the local computer store can’t answer any of your questions
…you bought your wife a new CD-ROM drive for her birthday.
…you have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances.
…you look forward to Christmas so you can put the kids’ toys together.
…you see a good design and still have to change it.
…you still own a slide rule and know how to use it.
…you window shop at Radio Shack
…your laptop computer costs more than your car.
…your spouse hasn’t the foggiest idea of what you do at work.
…you’ve already calculated how much you make per second.
…you can’t write unless the paper has both horizontal and vertical lines